if it isn't broken, don't fix it

firstly we must identify what is it?

then we must think is it broken?

then we must identify ways to fix it...

so where is it...

i must have lost it somehow...

mayhap it will come back to me...

oh mothers where fore art thou?

alas poor yorick, i knew him well...

don't escape from hell...

light the inner fires of your bell...

nature's hunger quell...

fortune's tell...

lest us commune with our green shell...

breakfast

belfast...

smokey the bear

only you can prevent forest fires...

only you can save the forests!

10 years and counting...

anybody remember bambi?

save water...

watership down...

remember don't water it down...

but to water down...

sierra mist

the 7up and sprite like thrist quencher imbibes my digestive tract with juicy succulent delight...

as with a birthing lass, the wee babe cries...

and sierra madre cries for water...

sierra madre mist...

lest us not forget sierra leone mist...

can ruben sierra save sierra madre mist?

aye there may be no joy in muddville, for ruben has struck out...

say it aint so, i will not go, turn the lights out carry sierra madre mist home...

going green

with greenhouse, comes plants and flowers...

plants and flowers need water, air and sun...

therefore as a proponent of tobacco companies, do not inhale lighted up tobacco products as per bill clinton...

align these tobacco products in a greenhouse as per elton john's candles in the wind...

for further greenification, do not use the stove or oven, use blankets if you get cold...

turn off all the electricity in your house and live a life as a friendly denizen of the forever knight world...

all we need now is for washington and the bush crew to rediscover the lost compact of the teal founder's brigade...

waterfjord

firefjord
earthfjord
airfjord

henry ford's great lakes model t...

the united arab emirates river jordan...

is that real enough for you...

i ran from the swarovski link...

is hillary clinton an almond joy, mounds or what?!?

whilst i be a hillary clinton supporter, i must bring this to the light of thy knowledge...

almond joy got nuts, mounds don't

i proclaim that almond joys must win the presidency...

there are nuts from a long derivative of nuts (sexual intercourse)...

from what i understand there must exist mounds from a long derivative of shambling mounds...

oh my...

i'll back hillary clinton as long as she is an almond joy...

i say we have a one in three chance of being nuts...

here is my guestimate

hillary clinton--an almond joy
barack obama--a what?!?
john mccain--a shambling mound

therefore the only answer is hillary clinton...

i'm nuts therefore i could be wrong...

sad songs say so much

happiness from the depths of tears' ground waters is quite amazing...

i oftentimes listen to numerous melancholic songs ad infinitum...

i muse the depths of sorrow and quench and temper the souifire sword...

i highly recommend the memory, thorn and sorrow series of books by tad williams...

on a more dark tainted note, i endeavor to tackle issues such as violence, poverty, apathy...

have a great day and mayhap one yonder day we may partake in quenching over some starbucks coffee...

no not paul coffey of the edmonton oilers...another slapstick

let stand one minutes

knot this one minute per some frozen food microwave dinner instructions...

the mind boggles...

do you understand this?

a one night stand exists not...

unless you procreate...

zero in on the miracle of birth...

and let stand one minutes...

wait nine months...

a the sphinx riddle may crawl into thy frontal cortex...

not four pawed...

knot four kneeded...

let stand one minutes...

stand up and be counted...

take note...

when upright...

the hydrogen tree...

the sundance tribecca film festival...

governance

for the people by the people...

the world nations have prospered and grown for thousands and mayhap millions of years...

the problems are war, famine, poverty, plague, pestilence...

the governance of the people to promote the growth and prosperty of the world's populace can be quite problematic with power struggles...

governing the people is quite a joyous daunting task...

i seek to continue the glory of the goodness of life in throwing my gauntlet into the political collage...

mayhap it is nigh time for you to join you proximity's political collage...

why not fade in?

is your nation ready for prepared with plans for crises...

blue plate special

enya's carribean blue sirens the songs of the ocean's depth...

the vertigo of the whirlpool of the water's lullaby bequeaths me with a fear of heights...

as i ascended toward the gas giants, my ear drums dirged their ghastly resonance...

soon i shall partake in the sailing journey on the blue danube known as the hackensack river...

avast ye mateys...

welcome aboard...

ordinal history

once upon a time, many milleniums ago, before the flight of hans solo millenium falcon...

there existed four axis civilizations...

nowadays they are known as...

eurasia
united kingdom
africa
australia

something to chew on are the original names of the four original axes...

butterscotch krumpets

i wandered and meandered my way into a local rite aid store and was delighted to discover a old high school lunch room treat known as the butterscotch krumpet from tastykake. not to be confused with a plasticvodka trumpet...

i wolfed down the delectable edibles in a few chews of my mandible and drooled with delight...

i'm heralding the coming of the butterscotch trumpet...

i hope this doesn't cramp your style...

namely indigestion...

the kutterscotch brumpets antacid...