Thursday, December 27, 2007

a rose by any other NAME will still smell as sweet...

the william shakespeare proverbial sonnet chimes in my cranium as a siren of eternity's chorus...

how in heaven's wonderment was your family name conceived...

has an alien species vulcanized and galvinized your name into a formal and logical structure from a primordal vat of symbolic characters...

ie president george bush...

there is a long lineage of george's as well as a long lineage of bush's...

the existence of veganized body anatomy bodes an inkling of a nebulous search of the mysteries of creation...

to be or not to be...

be it ever so humble there is no place like home...

home is where the heart is...

your heart holds many tales...

and it tolls for thee...

and one of the toils of these tolls is the search for your family roots...

star trek project genesis, the search for spock...

live long and prosper...

Monday, December 24, 2007

cover your bases

as christmas eve has dawned as a dusking...

i muse bases...

the bases of the diamonds of the national pasttime...

the bases of the stars of israel...

the bases of ph...

the field by a tarp...

the jerusalem by a celestial sea...

the one basist of the bases by babylon hanging garden mystery..

Sunday, December 23, 2007

national treasure: book of secrets

the nicholas cage tour de force is out...

you must check it out...

the birds of battlestar galactica went bye bye...

Friday, December 14, 2007

august rush

twas the night before christmas...

and all through the house...

not a creature twas stirring,,,

not even a mouse...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

kindle

yes the amazing reading device is available at amazon. it is the end all of a utopian device for bibliophiles...

and indeed for gaians it may be a godsend to save the trees...

more life; both of verdant greens and the electromagnetic sphere of the drives of storage, the running river known as the hard drive...

more cliches

winter

autumn

summer

spring

what is missing...

the fallen leaf of the eternal tree...

falba?...

the dark angel known as jessica may know...

simon says

sing a song
sing it loud
sing it strong

american idol is a phenom without end...

and it is time for paula and company to go straight up into the history books...

while i may dream of another american idol jerry springer double helix gene pool such as america's got talent...

talent may, with much chagrin, cause idol to go straight down in the ratings...

and the randy random thought is ...

did simon say that?

and tis fuller to be enlightened that indeed simon did not, though this spanning monitor did illuminate thy countenance with fuller content...

Sunday, December 9, 2007

cliche

have you ever heard of the cliche:

cut the cheese

yes indeed cutting the cheese out of your diet may prevent lactose intolerance

this is a public service announcement of the lich continuing education

lich: an undead superbeing

Friday, November 30, 2007

kisses

not the gene simmons one
nor the xo communication run

alas not of the rolling stone mouth peck
indeed the sumptious cocoa bean fleck

it is indeed the 100th anniversary of the HERSHEY kiss
lest us not forget the hugs dish...

and indeed a mighty comical kiss from little ole me

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

thank heaven for seven eleven

now with all times, there may be a period of famine and drought, therefore I urge you fellows to follow jesus.

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

crutchfield

if you can read this, i would be presumptious enough to state that you are oggling a lovely monitor with the wonderous gifts known as your eyes. crutchfield is a electronics purveyor of renown from virginia known for roanoke as in the first settlement of europe.

informed consent doth state that electronics from crutchfield may be electronics for crutchfield...

i doth not jest and take heed, these electronics may translate thy contenance into a crutchfield...

beware crutchfield? i say thee nay!

boldly endeavor to acquire the wonderous electronics from the wonderful purveyor known as crutchfield...

run forrest run, i be but a tree in a forest dear reader...

good night and good luck...

Monday, August 20, 2007

aloha

once again I enter the fray. time to rev it up.