Friday, December 14, 2007

august rush

twas the night before christmas...

and all through the house...

not a creature twas stirring,,,

not even a mouse...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

kindle

yes the amazing reading device is available at amazon. it is the end all of a utopian device for bibliophiles...

and indeed for gaians it may be a godsend to save the trees...

more life; both of verdant greens and the electromagnetic sphere of the drives of storage, the running river known as the hard drive...

more cliches

winter

autumn

summer

spring

what is missing...

the fallen leaf of the eternal tree...

falba?...

the dark angel known as jessica may know...

simon says

sing a song
sing it loud
sing it strong

american idol is a phenom without end...

and it is time for paula and company to go straight up into the history books...

while i may dream of another american idol jerry springer double helix gene pool such as america's got talent...

talent may, with much chagrin, cause idol to go straight down in the ratings...

and the randy random thought is ...

did simon say that?

and tis fuller to be enlightened that indeed simon did not, though this spanning monitor did illuminate thy countenance with fuller content...

Sunday, December 9, 2007

cliche

have you ever heard of the cliche:

cut the cheese

yes indeed cutting the cheese out of your diet may prevent lactose intolerance

this is a public service announcement of the lich continuing education

lich: an undead superbeing

Friday, November 30, 2007

kisses

not the gene simmons one
nor the xo communication run

alas not of the rolling stone mouth peck
indeed the sumptious cocoa bean fleck

it is indeed the 100th anniversary of the HERSHEY kiss
lest us not forget the hugs dish...

and indeed a mighty comical kiss from little ole me

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

thank heaven for seven eleven

now with all times, there may be a period of famine and drought, therefore I urge you fellows to follow jesus.